Hoku lands in the pokey.

Hoku was pulled over and taken into custody for “not being able to see over the steering wheel and driving like a maniac.” Allegedly, he took his mother’s SUV out for a spin and  to pick up his friend, Ranger, while mother, Kathy Lam, was on vacation. No word yet from Lam as to whether or not she gave Hoku permission to do so.

Hoku contends that this was just a kangaroo court and he doesn’t like kangaroos…for obvious reasons. Ranger’s mum is unaware that he was missing at any time during the day or evening, however, she does admit to having an inability to remember much of anything in general. Investigations continue.